HeidiMorris’s
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My older son is having oral surgery to remove his wisdom teeth. I was not at the consultation as my husband took him. I was under the assumption that between the two of them, they could relay accurate information to me about the procedure. Not so...conflicting information from both and both generally clueless. My main concern was what anesthesia was to used, the risks involved, etc....
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The worm has definitely turned for me. Some lady asked me yesterday if my ten-year -old son was my grandchild! Hold the phone here... I'm not the best at math, but I wouldn't I had to have been 14 or so when I gave birth to this child's parent? That leads me to the conclusion, that either she thought I had a wild youth or I look old enough to be a grandmother. I take offense at...
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I observed a woman with nothing in her cart but loads of blueberry muffins. Period. Nothing else. As a postscript, I mentioned this to my older son. He commented, "Maybe she promised to bake a large amount of blueberry muffins for some type of function and she's cheating." So perhaps somewhere at a church picnic this weekend, someone will comment on Janie's delicious homemade...
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My husband and I decided to get a bite to eat while we were out. I went to wash my hands in what I thought was the women's room. I realized my mistake when I came face to face with a urinal. I'm just glad no one was using it at the time.
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Why is it that people dialing the wrong number often act as if you're the one at fault? They sometimes start the conversation by demanding, "WHO is THIS!?" It's as if how dare I not be the one they're trying to reach. If my frame of mind is calm I usually respond by politely asking, "Who are you trying to reach?" If I'm in the throes of PMS, I'll sometimes take a cue from my mother who...
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In the dinning room of my mother's nursing home, Eric Clapton singing "Knockin' On Heavens's Door."
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I recently bought an off brand of acetaminophen. Upon popping two caplets into my mouth, I immediately spit them back out. They were sweet! After a few seconds passed, I realized they were not only sweet but I was detecting a minty flavor as well. Being the suspicious type, I carefully read the package. The product proclaimed it provided, "Instant, cool relief!" First...
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One of my biggest pet peeves has always been having someone whom you don't know, stare at you. Because I have no illusions of being a person of particular interest, I can't help but wonder why anyone would want to stare at me. My husband asserts that I must also be a starer--otherwise, I wouldn't know I was being stared at. I tell him I'm an "observer" rather than a starer. Big...
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My mother celebrated her 79th birthday a few days ago. I feel I need to be a little guarded in my use of the word "celebrate." While a celebration can merely be a commemoration, I associate it with a joyous event. I don't know that my mother has been in a position to be joyous anything for some time now. It certainly wasn't joyous for me, either. I felt a sense of gratitude that my...
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Not sure what this blog feature is all about. Heidi is currently dazed and confused by all of the new embellishments.







