Tracy Weaver - Fan Relations Chick’s
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Your pulsating bladder wakes you up 30-45 minutes before your alarm is set to go off. Do you get up and let it out? Or lay there and tough it out? This could solve all of the world's problems, so answer carefully.
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Today is "Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbors’ Porch Day". Please leave me Snicker Bars instead. Go celebrate!
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How do salt people make money? I just emptied a Morton's Salt container that I've probably had for over a year. It costs less than a dollar...not much profit margin there.
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Any of you oldies remember Liz Beavers - the chick who had this gig before I did? Well, last night her daughter and my son went to prom together! She looked gorgeous, and he was so handsome (in his patent leather high-top Converse shoes). They're just good buddies, but thought those of you who know us both might get a kick out of that - I did!
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Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Anybody actually repeat?
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Anything unrelated to elephants is irr-elephant.
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Last night in Nashville it was snowing, ice on the streets, and the wind was crazy. I ran outside for a minute and couldn't stand it. Then couldn't sleep thinking of all the homeless people and sweet animals with no place to go in this weather. Prayers to them...
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Tonight Michael Buble' will sing to me. Unfortunately there will be 4000 other women there, but they don't matter. If he happens to propose to me, there is a really, really good husband at my house if anybody needs one.
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Never buy cheap q-tips, peanut butter, or packing tape.
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The turkey saw its shadow - so 4 weeks till Christmas!
