I'll post mine later.
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"Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we. Welcome Christmas while we stand, heart to heart, and hand in hand. "
(How the Grinch Stole Christmas)
When I was a child, my parents accidentally wrapped the trash box and gave it to me as a present from Santa. When I opened it, I scattered all the trash searching for a present inside crying and yelling Santa only gave me garbage....
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Folding@home
When I was a child, my parents accidentally wrapped the trash box and gave it to me as a present from Santa. When I opened it, I scattered all the trash searching for a present inside crying and yelling Santa only gave me garbage....
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Folding@home
My mother and I both received one from my brother. Don't ask...because I have no idea. 
http://grandmasgirl.com/mobs.aspx
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"Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we. Welcome Christmas while we stand, heart to heart, and hand in hand. "
(How the Grinch Stole Christmas)
LOL!
I never gave any bad gifts..
Worst gifts giver were stuff from Avon like body wash and stuff like that.
If I ran away, I'd never have the strength
To go very far
How would they hear the beating of my heart
Will it grow cold
The secret that I hide, will I grow old
How will they hear
When will they learn
How will they know
The worst Christmas ever has nothing to do with presents. One year my husband spent Christmas and New Years with uncontrollable nosebleeds after an accident with an air hose at work. Just missed his eye so we were very lucky and the kids and I brought our presents to the hospital. Other years were when family members were sick and not expected to live very long were sad ones but you have to make the most of the time that you have together. It is always pretty quiet at hospitals that time of year because they try to let everyone go home that can and the caring staff spread holiday cheer to those who can't.
I got a knee length yellow fuzzy housecoat for Christmas a few years after we were married instead of the floor length white cozy one I had on my list. Needless to say I returned it to the store and someone had returned the one that I wanted ,so it worked out in the end. My husband as I found out does not have the proper skills to purchase gifts for others so I help him out big time. Even Santa could use a little bit of help!
When we walk to the edge of all the light we have and take the step into the darkness of the unknown, we must believe that one of two things will happen. There will be something solid for us to stand on or we will be taught to fly.--Patrick Overton
A "country challenged" family member once purchased & gave me a RASCAL FLATTS CD!!! UM, really? really? didnt even re-gift it jus handed it to the first taker..
HEGNERS! i never knew that hat apparatus was known as a "mob" ... wow, learn something new everyday-
* AMYinATLANTA
"Amy, you are weird" - Amy's MOM
"Amy, when are you going to grow up?" - Amy's MOM
"what are ya gonna do with that shoulder? sell it on ebay?" -Amy's MOM
Amy, that's great, I would have done the same thing with that or a Sugerland CD.
My worst gift, only because it was embarrasing, was a Case of Rubbers that I opened up in front of my parents. My brother thought it was funny...
John
Here's a list from "Reader's Digest." Very funny!
1. I once received a toilet seat. —Julie K., Shellsburg, Iowa
2. The book What to Expect When You’re Expecting. I was in high school and not even dating. —Audrey A., Norfolk, Virginia
3. A fifth of whiskey, even though I’m an alcoholic. —Clark H., Magdalena, New Mexico
4. A very nice sweater that someone had worn, stained, and regifted to me. —Belinda M., Orangeville, Pennsylvania
5. A donation in my name to a cause I don’t support. —Marci E., North Richland Hills, Texas
6. I got my own Christmas gift back the next year. —Carol E., Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
7. A subscription to the Nutrisystem weight-loss program. —Rosemary G., LaGrange, Kentucky
8. A bar of soap. —Shirley B., Macomb, Michigan
9. A turquoise man-kini. I am 60 years old and weigh 250 pounds. —Erich P., Phoenix, Arizona
10. An iron and ironing board from my (now ex-) husband. —Nancy M., South Attleboro, Massachusetts
11. A book titled 101 Wines Under $5. —Cindy M., Greensburg, Pennsylvania
12. A bag of cotton balls. —Claudia A., Columbia Falls, Montana
13. A Christmas tree ornament. I’m Jewish. —Cary L., Royal Oak, Michigan
14. A pill vial designed like a white elephant and filled with the baby teeth of my friend’s children. —Marcia A., Carlsbad, California
15. Legos. I’m 34. —Lisa A., Boise, Idaho
16. I received a book on Chinese culture written in Chinese. —Phil H., Carmel, Indiana
17. A doorknob. —Sweet I., Jefferson, New Hampshire
18. A used spatula. —Sheila H., Grand Junction, Colorado
19. One slipper. —Robin R., Smithfield, Pennsylvania
20. A book of etiquette from my mother-in-law. —Maureen C., Pleasanton, California
21. Dental floss. —Lisa C., Alpharetta, Georgia
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"So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true "
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